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	<title>Comments on: Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes</title>
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		<title>By: b</title>
		<link>http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-2/#comment-2448</link>
		<dc:creator>b</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;It&#039;s never the person who you most suspect. Its also never the person who you least suspect. Therefore, the murderer is Phyllis. The person who I most medium suspect.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s never the person who you most suspect. Its also never the person who you least suspect. Therefore, the murderer is Phyllis. The person who I most medium suspect.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: brooklyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>brooklyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;you know what? imitation is the most sincere form of flatery, so i thank you. identity theft is not a joke, jim! millions of families suffer every year!&quot; --Dwight
&quot;Michael!&quot;--Jim
&quot;Oh that&#039;s funny. Michael!&quot;--Dwight</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;you know what? imitation is the most sincere form of flatery, so i thank you. identity theft is not a joke, jim! millions of families suffer every year!&#8221; &#8211;Dwight<br />
&#8220;Michael!&#8221;&#8211;Jim<br />
&#8220;Oh that&#8217;s funny. Michael!&#8221;&#8211;Dwight</p>
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		<title>By: Rey</title>
		<link>http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-2/#comment-2442</link>
		<dc:creator>Rey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not by Dwight but still my favorite quote and it&#039;s about Dwight!

Pam:There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, &quot;what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?&quot; He said, &quot;if I&#039;m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not by Dwight but still my favorite quote and it&#8217;s about Dwight!</p>
<p>Pam:There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, &#8220;what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?&#8221; He said, &#8220;if I&#8217;m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: God</title>
		<link>http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-2/#comment-2411</link>
		<dc:creator>God</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dwight now makes the show, ever since Michael left someone had to step up and Dwight did that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dwight now makes the show, ever since Michael left someone had to step up and Dwight did that</p>
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		<title>By: ashley</title>
		<link>http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-2/#comment-522</link>
		<dc:creator>ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 05:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;All men are created equal&quot;

Dwight: False...Explain Midgets</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;All men are created equal&#8221;</p>
<p>Dwight: False&#8230;Explain Midgets</p>
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		<title>By: Boeroeeee</title>
		<link>http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-2/#comment-342</link>
		<dc:creator>Boeroeeee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dwight: I saw &quot;Wedding Crashers&quot; accidentally. I bought a ticket for &quot;Grizzly Man&quot; and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that&#039;s the thing about bear attacks... they come when you least expect it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dwight: I saw &#8220;Wedding Crashers&#8221; accidentally. I bought a ticket for &#8220;Grizzly Man&#8221; and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that&#8217;s the thing about bear attacks&#8230; they come when you least expect it.</p>
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		<title>By: Ken</title>
		<link>http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-2/#comment-339</link>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One of my favorite scenes is when Dwight and Michael catch Stanley, Phyllis, et. al. having birthday cake during &quot;Weight Loss&quot; and Dwight kicks the cake exclaiming &quot;Happy birthday, Stanley!&quot; The look on Michael&#039;s face at that moment was priceless!

http://www.whatsthescuttlebutt.com/download.php?/TheOffice/WeightLoss/fruitvscake.mp3</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my favorite scenes is when Dwight and Michael catch Stanley, Phyllis, et. al. having birthday cake during &#8220;Weight Loss&#8221; and Dwight kicks the cake exclaiming &#8220;Happy birthday, Stanley!&#8221; The look on Michael&#8217;s face at that moment was priceless!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whatsthescuttlebutt.com/download.php?/TheOffice/WeightLoss/fruitvscake.mp3" rel="nofollow">http://www.whatsthescuttlebutt.com/download.php?/TheOffice/WeightLoss/fruitvscake.mp3</a></p>
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		<title>By: st3333ph</title>
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		<dc:creator>st3333ph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 23:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dwight you ignorant slut!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dwight you ignorant slut!</p>
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		<title>By: funnyguy</title>
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		<dc:creator>funnyguy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 02:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;i dont have much experience with vampires, though i have shot a wearworf before. by the time i got to it.. it had already turned back to my neighbors dog!&quot;

&quot;we need a new plague; there are way too many people on this earth.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;i dont have much experience with vampires, though i have shot a wearworf before. by the time i got to it.. it had already turned back to my neighbors dog!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;we need a new plague; there are way too many people on this earth.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: jojacks</title>
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		<dc:creator>jojacks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how did this one slip through?

&quot;Oh man, am I a woman?!

This was the line that got me hooked.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how did this one slip through?</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh man, am I a woman?!</p>
<p>This was the line that got me hooked.</p>
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