Comments on: Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/ raves, rants and rudeness Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:39:21 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: GOD http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-242 GOD Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:39:21 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-242 Everyone, This is God. For the true believers, I have an answer to all of your questions. Meet me on the moon in 24 hours. Contact Vincent at Virgin Airlines, he does my bidding. Send $267,348.15 to my paypal account GOD@gmail.com, yes even I use Google. If you can't afford it, there is also a cheaper but riskier way to arrive. Douse yourself in a flammable liquid, i.e. gasoline, then shove as many bottle rockets up your ass as possible. Then light, use fire. If all goes well I will see you at my new bungaloo on the moon in three days time. Good luck my children. Also, John go fuck yourself. Sincerely, Big G Everyone,
This is God. For the true believers, I have an answer to all of your questions. Meet me on the moon in 24 hours. Contact Vincent at Virgin Airlines, he does my bidding. Send $267,348.15 to my paypal account GOD@gmail.com, yes even I use Google. If you can’t afford it, there is also a cheaper but riskier way to arrive. Douse yourself in a flammable liquid, i.e. gasoline, then shove as many bottle rockets up your ass as possible. Then light, use fire. If all goes well I will see you at my new bungaloo on the moon in three days time. Good luck my children. Also, John go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
Big G

]]> By: leelee http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-241 leelee Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:12:23 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-241 'also I've noticed a gaping hole in my life. I've neen waking up to find myself craddling a gourd' ‘also I’ve noticed a gaping hole in my life. I’ve neen waking up to find myself craddling a gourd’

]]> By: you're all faggots http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-240 you're all faggots Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:41:02 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-240 wow...just wow... the only reason i created this was to call all of you a bunch of d-bags.. except Cory, he had it right with Marc Grant and dwightmaniac dying on a bus.. But im sorry Cory i must one-up you..i hope Marc Grant and dwightmaniac both die in front of their kids wow…just wow… the only reason i created this was to call all of you a bunch of d-bags.. except Cory, he had it right with Marc Grant and dwightmaniac dying on a bus..
But im sorry Cory i must one-up you..i hope Marc Grant and dwightmaniac both die in front of their kids

]]> By: You're an Asshat http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-239 You're an Asshat Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:18:07 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-239 JFC- get your anti-religion out of MY FACE, dickhead. JFC- get your anti-religion out of MY FACE, dickhead.

]]> By: Jesus F'in Christ http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-238 Jesus F'in Christ Tue, 06 Jul 2010 06:57:26 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-238 Wowza! It all started w/ the first critical d-bag... then... Miss Nut said: "I’m not religous, but I know people are entitled to their own beliefs, and if you don’t believe in them, suck it up and tolerate it. No one’s forcing you to go to church or do anything of the sort." Really? One mention of non-belief and bible passages are getting shoved into the mix or OFFICE HUMOR! Get your religion out of my FACE! Not getting forced to go to church, correct. However someone saying, "I'll pray for you" to a non-believer is pointless and soooo irritating. (regardless if its used in a literal sense or not) You said it yourself, people are entitled to their own beliefs..and you also call us jerks for dissing religious people... I dont see you defending the non-believers getting dissed... Yer the reason. Congrats =D Anyway, why drag religion into something SOOOO awesome! back to the first guy, TOTAL DOWNER! Go away dude! He started all this! lol.. Wowza! It all started w/ the first critical d-bag… then…

Miss Nut said:

“I’m not religous, but I know people are entitled to their own beliefs, and if you don’t believe in them, suck it up and tolerate it. No one’s forcing you to go to church or do anything of the sort.”

Really? One mention of non-belief and bible passages are getting shoved into the mix or OFFICE HUMOR! Get your religion out of my FACE! Not getting forced to go to church, correct. However someone saying, “I’ll pray for you” to a non-believer is pointless and soooo irritating. (regardless if its used in a literal sense or not)

You said it yourself, people are entitled to their own beliefs..and you also call us jerks for dissing religious people… I dont see you defending the non-believers getting dissed…

Yer the reason. Congrats =D

Anyway, why drag religion into something SOOOO awesome! back to the first guy, TOTAL DOWNER! Go away dude!

He started all this! lol..

]]> By: koko77 http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-236 koko77 Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:38:46 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-236 Can someone pleasee tell me where the following quote is from? which episode? i cannot find it anywhere! "11.Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don’t hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren’t smart. They just like pushing things." Can someone pleasee tell me where the following quote is from? which episode? i cannot find it anywhere!

“11.Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don’t hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren’t smart. They just like pushing things.”

]]> By: jdub http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-235 jdub Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:29:40 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-235 yeah these are not quotes. they're close but that doesn't count when you call them quotes. look up the definition of quote. yeah these are not quotes. they’re close but that doesn’t count when you call them quotes.

look up the definition of quote.

]]> By: keiran http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-234 keiran Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:30:36 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-234 Im more use to the uk version (living in Scotland) but i have to admit that this version is so much better.....Gervais afetr a while got a little toooooo annoying whereas with these characters its still just hilarious! Im more use to the uk version (living in Scotland) but i have to admit that this version is so much better…..Gervais afetr a while got a little toooooo annoying whereas with these characters its still just hilarious!

]]> By: natashaaa, http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-232 natashaaa, Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:56:52 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-232 Lol ! Oh, that Dwight. People above, chill(: . I agree that the first dude was probably having a bad day but, come on. Miss Nut, (I actually really like that name, by the way. No joke.) thesignyouwerelookingfor said we are blind to this so- called truth, which might just get people angry. Anyhow, yeah, my favorite Dwight quote is "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." :DD Lol ! Oh, that Dwight. People above, chill(: . I agree that the first dude was probably having a bad day but, come on. Miss Nut, (I actually really like that name, by the way. No joke.) thesignyouwerelookingfor said we are blind to this so- called truth, which might just get people angry. Anyhow, yeah, my favorite Dwight quote is “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” :D D

]]> By: KillaBagga http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-dwight-schrute-posts/comment-page-1/#comment-231 KillaBagga Tue, 18 May 2010 03:51:06 +0000 http://bevan.net/?p=180#comment-231 Josh, the god of spelling and grammar doesn't believe in you either. Josh, the god of spelling and grammar doesn’t believe in you either.

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