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If I were creating the world . . .

September 30th, 2008 Posted in Raves

200mW of cauterizing lovin'

“If I were creating the world I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers. Eight o’clock. Day One.” ~ Time Bandits, 1981

Is there anything cooler than a hand-held laser beam that:

  • has a range of >100 miles;
  • can melt rubber;
  • will ignite things;
  • and can cauterize wounds?

I submit that there is not!

I find it very strange when girls struggle with finding gifts for guys. Honestly, you walk into any hardware or technology store and grab anything that the guy doesn’t have and he’s going to like it. If it is run by electricity or gas . . . bonus.

If your man doesn’t have a chainsaw, get him one. If he doesn’t own a portable microwave, buy one. And if he has yet to carry around a pocket laser pointer, you’ll really make him happy with an Elite 150 plus 200mW 532nm green laser from Wicked Lasers — that’s what I want for Christmas this year (either that or the 405nm violet Sonar II Burner).

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  1. 4 Responses to “If I were creating the world . . .”

  2. By crazyamy on Oct 11, 2008

    Bevan, you are ridiculous. Love your comments on finding gifts for guys. You are the king of radicalness.

  3. By crazyamy on Oct 12, 2008

    Only $2K for the Sonar II Burner. I’ll get you two.

  4. By James J. Bevan on Oct 24, 2008

    Just curious if we’re related. I have a picture of the Bevan brothers at the San Fran World’s fair in the late 1800’s. William Bevan is my great great grandfather who ventually moved to Mauch Chunk PA
    Just curious

  5. By Bevan on Oct 24, 2008

    James, probably not since Bevan is my first name. I have Swedish ancestry.

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