Bevan

As my sister (crazyamy — yeah it’s one word) pointed out, my name “bevan” is listed in Google 3 million times (that means I’m awesome). What annoys me, however, is how bevan.net lost the top spot in Google since I rolled out this stupid lemming blog after having one of the sweetest websites of all time.

Now I, Bevan, am left having to post meaningless text about bevan in order to get this site back up to the top.

To help me get back to the top (where I deserve to be), please link back to this site with a simple link like this:
bevan

You may also append “is awesome”, “used to be hot 10 years ago”, and “will always be awesome though” to the linked text. Just so long as it has “bevan” in there.

Don’t you hate it when you get an moth in your caramel apple. I know I do. Thankfully there are pesticides that can take care of it — and you too.

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