pwn pwns pwned pwnage pwning pwnt

Some time in each of our lives we are going to have the opportunity to be on the giving or receiving end of the letters p-w-n. For me, the first experience was back in grade school when I got slapped by a younger kid in front of about 10 other kids. But back then, the letter combination didn’t exist, and so for years I considered the experience simply “humiliating”. Today I look back and realize that I wasn’t just “humiliated”, I was “pwned”.

Until now, there has never been a word in the English language that best describes these types of experiences. But thanks to gamers that frequently dominate or are “owned” by others (and have no qualms about bragging openly), the term “pwn” was born. You pwn, you get pwned, he pwns others, we were pwning, and that’s some serious pwnage.

Let me illustrate the definition of this word with a few visual examples:

Ken Jennings PWNs
Ken Jennings pwns at Jeopardy

pwning baby
Big kids pwn little kids

Harline BYU 2006
BYU pwns Utah

Ali pwns
Ali pwned everyone

Guinea Pig pwns Xbox
Guinea pigs pwn xboxes

Guinea Pig Pwned
I pwn guinea pigs –
ergo, I pwn xboxes

Bears pwn humans
Bears always pwn humans

Half-Life pwns Halo
Half-Life pwns Halo

Bull pwning Spaniard
Bulls pwn Spaniards

Pamplona Spain Bull Goring
Yeah they do –
stupid Pamplonian Spaniard

Plunger pwns girl
Plungers pwn whatever they want.

Alcoholics get pwned
Alcoholics get pwned

Big dog pwning little kid
Animal lovers get pwned


Baby pwning cat
Animal lovers pwn animals

Basketball pwning
Black basketball players
pwn white players

Soccer player getting pwned
Soccer players fake
getting pwned

Beluga Whale eating trainer
Seaworld pwns Disneyland

Batman pwns criminal
Batman pwns

Cat kicking Dog
Cats ALWAYS pwn dogs

Dog getting pwned by coach
Dogs deserve to get pwned –
stupid dogs

Kid falling off sheep
Kids get pwned while Mutton Busting

Car frozen in Winter
Mother nature pwns — I hate winter

Southpark WOW pwner
This guy pwns — hahaha!

Me pwning
Oh yeah, I pwn too

  1. Garth says:

    I love the ductaped dude, the plunger girl, the whaler and original WWF dude.

    Here’s another serious pwn: PWNED Bug

  2. Your pic from the car says:

    Your pic from the car is from Geneva.

  3. China says:

    ANNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAALLLL

    CCCCCCRRRRRRUUUUUEEEEEEEELLLLLLTTY

    ISSSSSSSSSS

    WWRRRRRROONNGGGGG

    p.s. your sick if you think thats humor!

  4. antony says:

    llllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  5. loren says:

    hahahaha woot! i can honestly say i’ve never been pwned!

  6. southpark is great! the best cartoon that i have ever watched’;~

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